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January 29, 2007

Rumor Has It Howard Stern is Buying a Long Island Winery

SternWine-w.jpgPicked this up off LENNDEVOURS this morning–Lenn speculates?...:

Should we be looking for H. Stern Cellars or Chateau Stern to open in Long Island wine country?

I have no idea. This isn't based on a single thread of news or even rumor.

But, Howard Stern, the only person on the radio worth listening to, not only loves wine, but is a Long Island native who is building a mansion on the East End.

Oh, and he also has plenty of money with that big Sirius contract.

With wineries like Sherwood House Vineyards, Castello di Borghese and Galluccio Family Wineries for sale--all under $10 million--Howard can probably buy one with the change in his couch.

Just think of the marketing and promotion opportunities. He's got a huge group of loyal fans who I'm sure would plunk down $20 for a bottle of:

Bababooey Bordeaux Blend
Whack Pack Pinot
Stripper Syrah
Eric the Midget Merlot
Crazy Cabbie Cabernet Sauvignon
Sioban (pronounced Chevon for non-fans) Chardonnay

HURRY IT UP AN HAVE THAT BABY, Lenn!

Source: “Howard Stern to Buy a Long Island Winery?,” Lenn Thompson, LENNDEVOURS, January 29, 2007

Posted by fortna at January 29, 2007 06:18 AM

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